Mr. Joe Bisbee

Staff Spotlight: Mr. Joe Bisbee, Network & Systems Administrator

Where were you born? Lowell, Massachusetts

What do you love the most about working at the Groton-Dunstable Regional High School? I’ve been here a while. The various personalities you come across in education (be it staff or student) make it mostly interesting and always different.

What was your favorite subject when you were in high school? Lunch… just kidding, probably math.

What is your favorite emoji? 😈

What is one thing that people may not know about you? I’ve been to ~ 25 countries. I love new places!

Have you ever met anyone famous? I was randomly in Iceland out late one night and ended up hanging out with the Mountain from Game of Thrones (Hafþór Júlíus Björnsson). I took a picture with him, and he invited me to go out with him and his entourage. It was pretty rad.

Who would your "dream selfie' be with? Probably Tom Brady? I am of the age where there was no choice but to truly fall in love with the Patriots and that lovely QB.

Do you have any pets? I have an ornery Roomba that I despise. I am “Funcle” to my neighbor’s Aussies, though!

If you could have any superpower, what would it be? Tough one- being able to teleport anywhere would be pretty sick.

What is the last thing you Googled? How to spell “Hafþór Júlíus Björnsson”

What is the most embarrassing song on your iPhone/music device? The “Capybara Song” or “Rasputin” by Boney M.

Who is your favorite Disney character? Sid from Toy Story

What is your biggest pet peeve? People who are rude for no reason.

If you were named Principal of Groton-Dunstable Regional High School, what is the first thing you’d do? Resign and appoint the state’s first AI principal.